Celebrity Deaths Are Like Cheerios
2014-02-25 — They say that celebrities die in threes. I don’t know why they say that. It’s like Cheerios: O-O-O . . . o-o-o-o-o-o- – – – Or like the […]
Tag Archives: Humor
Assassination by Laughter
2014-02-23 – I have a hard time with laughter. Not yours. Mine. My laughter. I have a hard time with my own laughter. If I laugh out loud and long […]
Politically Correct
2014-01-19 – “I’m not PC.” Did you ever hear that line? Of course you have. Did you ever think about what it really means? It always precedes or follows an […]
A Box of Angels
2014-01-07 — The last thing we did Sunday before the temperature began its descent from the freezing single digits to frigid air, sub-zero territory was to pack up our Christmas […]
Carpal Shovel Syndrome
2014-01-05 – Oy! A couple days ago, I noticed my wrist was hurting. I couldn’t imagine what was causing the pain. I usually get the pain in my right wrist, […]
Profanity Socks
2013-12-19 – “[P]rofanity and obscenity entitle people who don’t want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you.” So the language police are busy debating how the […]
GOP Memorial to Morgan Freeman
2013-12-08 – The Republican National Committee today tweeted its condolences to the President of South Africa over the tragic death of Morgan Freeman: Condolences @SAPresident. #MorganFreeman will be missed. From Shawshank Prison to […]
Red Friday
2013-11-24 – I always thought I had a pretty good sense of color. I score pretty high on a variety of color blindness tests. High, meaning that I can discriminate […]
Slalom for Dogs
2013-11-17 – The north and south boundaries of the east half of our neighborhood park are marked by a line of posts, separated six feet on center. The posts are […]
It’s Not the Stockholm Syndrome
2013-10-06 – I love Ted Cruz. I once would have been ashamed to say this. And it’s not because he’s a guy and I’m straight. It’s because he’s a Tea […]
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