A Shirt With a User’s Manual
2015-08-30 – My wife Kit bought me a new shirt. I have it on for the first time as I am writing this. It is a very nice shirt and […]
Tag Archives: Humor
A Canine Competitor in the Fertilizer Business
2015-08-25 – Do your dogs have a pattern of where they will and will not poop? My dog Lefty does. He rarely poops in the house and then only if […]
Every Day Is Opposite Day! (No it Isn’t!)
2015-06-14 – We seem to be living a never-ending Opposite Day—you know: the time when you try to say or do the opposite of everything I say or do. I […]
No Trophies Just for Participating?
2015-05-03 – There’s an ecard floating around the Internet that goes like this: “I’m afraid of a world run by adults who were never spanked as kids and got trophies […]
Let’s Believe the Worst About People We Disagree With
2015-04-12 – Facebook brought me the following headline yesterday: “Democrats Want to Legalize ‘Post Birth Abortion’ up to Age 4.” The photo with the headline was a cute wide-eyed toddler […]
Please Dress Your Children Warm
2015-02-22 – We live across the street from a lovely school and park. The school and especially the park were two of the things that attracted us to the neighborhood. […]
Seltzer Boy—Two Cents Plain
2015-02-15 – It seems that sparkling water is popular again. That’s what Jill Berman at the Huffington Post says. She says that “Sparkling Water Is the New Soda.” When she […]
Search for a Habitable Mars
2015-01-13 – The geese have apparently decided that Chicago is no longer habitable. They haven’t shown up in my park for several weeks. Don’t know if it’s because of the […]
Share This If You Are Susceptible to Emotional Blackmail
2015-01-11 – Did you ever get one of these on Facebook? “I love my Mom. Share this if you love your Mom!” Did you share it? There are lots of […]
Thanks for Making Me Defend Sarah Palin
2015-01-06 – You kneejerk liberals are a pain in the . . . okole? Yes, the word is “okole.” I never heard the word before, but apparently Sarah Palin picked […]
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