Forget Your Brain! Are you Left Behind or Right Behind?

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2017-02-20 – We’ve all done it. We’ve all taken the tests to determine if we are left-brained or right-brained. Are you creative or are you nuts-and-bolts? But if you want to be fact-based, you have to admit that there’s really very little science supporting these tests. Sure, all these things reside in your brain, but evolution has not provided us with a neat-and-tidy lateralization of mental traits.

But did you know that other parts of the body can be predictive?

Take your buttocks, for example. It has been shown time and time again that your butt has a significant influence on whether you lean to the left or lean to the right. And your political views could determine whether you are “right behind” the fearless leader or “left behind.” Your base is the basis for everything.

So how do you know if you are left-behind or right-behind? Just take our quiz:

1. When you sit in a chair, do you

A. Have both feet on the floor
B. Cross your right leg over your left knee
C. Cross your left leg over you right knee
D. Cross you right leg over your left ankle
E. Cross your left leg over your right ankle

2. When you sit on a sofa/couch alone, do you

A. Sit next to the right arm
B. Sit next to the left arm
C. Sit in the middle

3. When you sit on a sofa/couch with someone, do you

A. Sit next to the right arm
B. Sit next to the left arm
C. Sit in the middle

4. Do you keep your cell phone in your

A. Left back pocket
B. Right back pocket
C. Somewhere else

5. When you ride a bicycle, do you

A. Mount from the left side
B. Mount from the right side
C. Take a flying leap

6. When you slide into second, do you

A. Face the outfield
B. Face the infield
C. Face the sky
D. Face the dirt

7. When you go to the toilet, do you

A. Wipe leaning to the right
B. Wipe leaning to the left
C. Wipe without leaning
D. Not wipe

 

Interpreting Your Results. If you think there is any result to this quiz then, baby, you are left behind.

However, if you are interested in quizzes that will let you see how your attitudes compare to typical liberals and conservatives, go to www.yourmorals.org.

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